My first box of recycling

July 1st, 2010

My last post was on 13th June, and then on the 19th June I moved house, so I’ve been a tad busy sorting things out in the new place. But I’ve finally rebuilt one of my many PCs and connected it to the TV in the living room. I’ve opted for my nicest looking DELL PC with matching wireless DELL keyboard and mouse, as I’m getting quite into the whole black electronics thing. Unfortunately my nice big TV is resting on top of a stand made out of pieces of old futon for the time being.

I’m half way through sorting out all the changes of address on things like my driving licence, menmbership to various places, bank statements etc. We’ve got half the rooms in the house sorted. The Kitchen, Issy’s room, the toilet and the bathroom are all sorted. But the living room is missing some furniture… which has actually gone missing as the removal company that were storing it can’t seem to find the crate full of furniture that belongs to my parents. The sofa I ordered doesn’t fit through the front door so a smaller version is being brought round next week to see if that fits, and we have our bedroom furnitutre being delivered on Saturday.

So after this weekend we’ll just be missing some stuff for the living room, but it’s pretty comfy at the moment thanks to my Grandparents lending me some chairs.

So I’m getting quite into the cohabiting thing with Holly, like when I forget my sandwiches for work I can get them delivered :D And we got our new Dyson hoover recently, which is uber cool, there’s so many bits that come off and click back on, some for cleaning, some are attachments, and I have no idea why you can take some of the pieces of, but anyway it’s such a cool hoover… the flat was supposedly clean when we moved in but after a week the Dyson picked up so much dust and crap off the floor and you can see it all instantly it’s disgusting yet intriging. Of course as Issy learns to crawl, which she’s not far off doing, she’ll start to transport more food around, so the Dyson will become even more useful and impressive and probably a lot less fun and a lot more like a chore.

And talking of Issy crawling and eating, today she managed to pick up a rusk and then chew on it for the first time, at least the first time I’ve seen her do it. She usually either waves the rusk around then throws it, or opens her mouth and waits for you to feed it to her.

Some more progress that Issy is making is that she can lift her bum up in the air with her legs, or lift her chest up in the air with her arms, or finally you can put her bum and chest up in the air yourself and she’ll hold herself up on all 4s, but as soon as she starts to move she flops down onto her tummy and just rolls around on the floor like a big excited sausage. But she’ll be crawling soon and mushing banana and rusk into the USB ports on the front of this PC in no time.

One final thing before I try and dual install this copy of XP alongside Ubuntu, I was very excited to put my very full box of recycling out this morning for the first time in the new falt, and also very happy to see it all recycled and empty when I got home.

But the one thing I don’t get, is why the council seem to not like recycling cardboard. Isn’t it like the easiest thing to recycle?

Double dream

June 13th, 2010

I had a very long and mad dream last night, unfortunately I can’t remember all the details so I’ll have to bullet point it

  • I had returned to service on a massive warship, like battlestar galactica and we were flying really high up but still in the atmosphere. I was on a flight deck talking to my old war buddies about being back on the team. We were preparing to go out on some training excercises but we were going to be flying Iron Man style suits
  • The next thing I remember is being in a jail, and a booming voice from no where announced they were going to fill the prison with a thick fog and unlock all the doors. The speaker of the voice also warned the inmates not to attempt to touch the him when he appeared, or he’d kill them. From inside my cell I could see the thick gas fill the corridors and creep imto my cell, everything went hazy and from the end of the corridor outside my cell I could make out the shape of a massive floating head with tentacles as a goatee. He went into a control booth and unlocked all the external doors, then came up to my cell and opened the door. He turned away and dissapeared out a fire exit, followed by some prisoners who’d been out in the corridor.
  • After being busted out of jail by the mysterious floating head I’d met up with a couple of old friends who were going to take me back up to the ship I’d come from. The next thing I remember I was back on the flight deck of the ship from earlier repeating the start of the dream. It was like pulp fiction going backwards and forwards telling different parts of the story. We suited up on the flight deck and then launched off the deck and into the sky, and just flew around the now shiny and golden battlestar galactica chasing each other and playing in the sky
  • I can’t remember how this all fits in but there were some talking badgers that barked like dogs, and they were viscious although some of them were on leads and being kept as pets. I think they had something to do with the Iron Man suit war thing, like another allied party.

In other good news Holly and I just played the animal hospital disco remix to Isabelle and after a minute of increasing fascination in the tune she gave a little smile, as it started again on repeat. It’s always a good thing when a baby smiles at the animal hospital theme.

Dave Grohl stole my speed boat

June 11th, 2010

While he definately didn’t do that, this dream inspired that title

So I had a peculiar dream. I was in a corridor in a hotel and there was an after party going on in one of the rooms. I was hanging around with a group of my friends and we were trying to get in. Suddenly the door of the room opened and Dave Grohl appearred and made a toungue in cheek public service announcement about the ‘to the camera’, but I can’t remember what his announcement was, but as he was talking I looked past him and saw Taylor Hawkins on a sofa under a pile of women. Dave shut the door and then moments later appearred in black suit and straight tie, which we were all now rdressed in as well and we all got in a lift to go on a secret mission.

The next thing I remember is being in a tropical sea side resort town. As I was walking toward the beach with some friends we saw a guy and a girl nick 2 bikes and cycle off with them. Then I think it was Pros who had suddenly got a secret map about some treasure, maybe family heritage or welsh national treasure’s, something personal to him. He wouldn’t share the secrets of the map with me and I chased him along a pontoon and he jumped on a wakeboard and his prearranged driver towed him off to the secret island. I spotted other boat/wakeboard combos but none of them had a driver to chase pros while towing me. Then I realised I could just drive the boat myself… Except for one problem, I had my phone in my pocket and I didn’t want to get it wet.

I started walking back to my flat to put my phone down, and bumped into Sarah and Dixie on the way. Sarah asked if I could look after her phone while her and Dixie went exploring. I gave her directions into town and went on my way. When I got home I was placing my phone and Sarah’s on my desk when I realised I’d somehow picked up a 3rd phone that was exactly the same as mine. I looked on the phone’s desktop and it had loads of porn on it. Before I had time to discover who the porn phone belonged to, I saw Dixie and Pros chasing 2 guys who were nicking bikes from outside someone’s house. One of the guys we’d seen doing it earlier. I ran out my flat, now bare foot, and went to backup Pros and Dixie, who were now out numbered 3 to 2. I arrived and evened out the odds… And then woke up.

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Extra time multi bull

June 8th, 2010

A few things worth noting…

I went to the wedding of my colleague Damien and his girlfriemd at the time B on the saturday just gone, it was a lovely reception with a very tasty hog roast and a barn dance celeigh, so congratulations to them! whilst at the reception I drank a reasonable amount of locally sourced cider and proceeded to get a little tipsy. Holly then escourted Issy and I back to our hotel, and along the journey I spouted utter nonsense to the amusement of Holly and then ran out the hotel room naked… I think somehow the journey home made me drunker as fortunately I wasn’t naked at the wedding.

That night… once I had some clothes on… I slept quite badly as my hangover kicked in and the summer heat flooded the stuffy room. But when I did manage to sleep I had a dream that Holly was showing me a video on my phone that was so loud it woke up the guy in the room above… then the hotel receptionist banged on the door and told us we shouldn’t be watching tv at 3am. It was a fairly dull and odd dream by my standards.

I got up early on Sunday morning feeling ok, and got a lift to wales with Fredel after dropping Holly andd Issy at the station. I then spent the entire day playing polo and came 3rd in a tournament before going to an hour and a half training session. When I eventually got home to bed I had another lovely dream. this time for some reason I had fallen out with Holly and Rachel and Tom were refusing to let me speak to her or let her answer her phone. I was couped up with all my friends in a house that had a jungle inside and a load of slides and rope ladders. Every now and again I was also walking around some hillsides watching polo games in the distant valley below. There was something Iwas searching for in the hills but I can’t remember what.Suddenly I was back in the house and had decided to march up to Holly to make up with her. Then I woke up, and text Holly to say I’d  had a bad dream; and she replied saying she’d had a worse one. Good times.

So hopefully tonight I’ll have a more exciting and happy dream, as I have had lots of good news today including securing a home for me, Holly and Issy to live in and envirophone paying me!

Freaky ghost lady in a cottage

June 2nd, 2010

Ooh I’ve just remembered something good!

When I was away with Holly and her family a few weeks ago we had a bedroom which you had to pass through a second living room to get to the toilet. In the middle of this living room were 2 chairs that never got used as it wasn’t the main lounge. Whenever I went downstairs to go to the loo during the night I always checked the chairs were empty as I kept freaking myself out and expecting someonee to be sitting in them!

I know it’s silly, but that’s not the weird bit. I was telling Holly about my silly phobia and she said she did exactly the same thing! and then to top it off we both sad we expected it to be an old lady! So that just made me mega freaked out every time I went for a pee.

Luckily, it turned out to be a brain hoax, me and Holly had been conned by an imaginary old lady.

If an update was a thing, and I was doing it now, then this would be an update

June 2nd, 2010

And while we’re on the subject of “updates” as you choose to call them, I may as well date you’re up while we’re here.

Me ladies

So first of all it’s probably worth mentioning some where in here that I’m now bringing up a baby and about to move in with my girlfriend somewhere in Bristol… assuming Kingsley Thomas pull through and prove that not all estate agents are complete morons… so far though they’ve all proven to be some type of moron, even if they started off well. So Kingsley Thomas, please, please prove me wrong.

Anyway, Lady Skeater, as she’d like to be known on the site, will now be blogging along side me at lady.skeatermedia.co.uk so pay attention to that, she’s very clever and funny and has a wonderful way with words.

The little baby will not be blogging, currently she has trouble sitting up on her own, and if I do manage to get her balanced up right it’s likely that she’ll squeak with joy and topple her self over.

And my other lady…

Moving on now to Sabine. My BMW 320i SE. To many people, she may appear to be nothing special. To my mother she’s known as Bob, but Sabine is not Bob any more. She is Sabine, named after Sabine Scmitz, she’s a fast german lady so it seems appropriate. I’ve got a bit of a thing for cars as many people know, and Sabine is the quickest car I’ve had to date. She’s my first BMW. But over the last 18 months she’s started to fall apart on me.

The electric windows failed, the suspension was squeaking, clunking and rattling, the alternator died, and on top of all this there was no room in the boot for the buggy for the baby. I was sad, despite recently fitting my 2m kayak in the car (from parcel shelf to dashboard) it seemed like I was going to have to get rid of her or part ex her for something cheaper to run and with a bigger boot.

But within the last month or so, things started to look up! The incredible Matt Leach managed to find the problem with the electric windows and sort those out with a tiny bit of solder. This week I got the suspension sorted out at the garage next to my work, they said “the left side is squeaking, the right side is clunking, and it sounds like the heat shield is rattling”. So they fixed the squeak and the clunk and now Sabine is a smooth and pleasant drive and I don’t have to grit my teeth when reverse parking! There is still some rattling, but I’ll find it.  There’s a bit of rust, and it needs a polish, but I’m good at sorting that stuff out.

So my current theory is… make Sabine all shiny and new, and then see what inspiration I can take from here…

I GOTTA SHINY PHONE

I’ve been trying to work out how I can get my hands on a Nokia n900. I used my faithful n95 as a satnav, for browsing the web, checking my email, taking notes, listening to music, I used it all day long for lots of tasks as well as the usual phone calls and SMS stuff. Oh and it had an awesome camera. I don’t like iphones… or apple at all for that matter, and I don’t like the stupid little ball on the Nexus One and the Desire.

I really really liked my n95, and the n900 has awesome reviews, plus it’s running on linux and I’m a techie… so I did a quick bit of maths and decided if I get £70 for my n95 from envirophone, and £200 for my laptop on ebay then there’s little difference between those 2 and the n900 at £330 on ebay. So I bought it!

I’m yet to get the money for the other 2 items I told myself I’d trade in… but I’ll get there!

The n900 is bloody awesome though, I’m pretty much glued to it all the time… it’s really bad I’m constantly communicating via the internet in some way now, and I have to resist the temptation at work to pick it up and play with it, but it does everything for me. I should probably write a proper review of it on LUUUX.com instead of just ranting generically about it. I’ll try to do that soon…

Where are my dreams?

Anyways, it’s getting quite late and I’m rambling quite a lot. Something I’d like to point out is that I’m not having as many random crazy dreams as I used to, I think becuase I’m too tired from commuting to reading and back and trying to sort my life out at the moment, but hopefully in a month or so when I settle to my new home… where ever that may be… and stop traveling so much I’m hoping the cruise ships, aliens, monsters, battles and adventures all return.

What the hell is a Ganglia?

March 30th, 2010

A ganglia is a blockage in the sheath around a tendon. The blockage causes the natural lubricant around your tendon within the sheath to build up and cause an uncomfortable lump.

This is most common on the wrists and fingers but has been known to appear on knees and I suppose it could happen wherever you have tendons.

It’s painful, and looks wierd, it can also get quite big, at one point in my life it was like I had half a golf ball under my skin. I asked the doctor about it, he said “It’s not serious, if it gets much bigger we could operate and cut it out, but it’ll probably just come back again anyway. Or, the traditional way is to bash it with a book, like the family bible. I could do that if you like!?”

So instead I just put a wrist support on like I always do, which minises movement in the wrist (as movement hurts) and also the pressure seems to help to get rid of the Ganglia, I suppose it kind of massages it out.

It seems to happen to me if I jar my wrists (doing press ups, working with garden sheers, tripping over and landing on them or holding a baby at a funny angle because that’s the only way she’s happy, for example) and it generally goes away after a couple of days. Sometimes it’s quite small and doesn’t really hurt much, sometimes it’s massive and pisses me off for about a week. Also once when working at staples I caught my wrist on the corner of a shelving unit and it dissapeared. It was fairly painful, but went away quickly.

Anyway, if you are reading this and you ever see me wearing one or maybe even two wrists supports, it’s probably a Ganglia again. Or two. Or maybe even three. I’ve got three this week.

Here’s some more information at Wiki…

Ps – mine don’t look as minging as most of the ones there do.

Please peruse these ponder packets

March 29th, 2010

I’m not entirely sure why I say the things I do, maybe one day I hope it’ll make me rich. Anyway, my new favourite word is “Pazoozles”.

Here’s some information about the world Pazoozles.

Pazoozles is not the plural of Pazoozle. Pazoozii is the plural of Pazoozle.

Pazoozii, apparentally sounds like a not very nice cocktail, either way I should definately invent a cocktail and call it a Pazoozii.

A Pazoozle is infact a creature very similar to a Hedgehog, but instead of living in the wilderness of rural England, it lives in Nebulii (that’s the plural of Nebula) in the wilderness of space.

Check the Strip for further information

That’s enough side tracking! Pazoozles is a slur, a negative word. You can use it in place of the word “Shit!” for example. Instead of being told off/frowned upon for saying “Shit!” when you crash the database server, just simply say “Pazoozles”. In doing so, people will probably laugh at you, think you’re weird, and it’s also a lovely word to say. Try it.

In other news, I miss Adam and Joe, I hope they save 6 music and come back to the Radio. And also I hope Joe’s new film is awesome

And while we’re on the subject of Plurals, the greatest Plural ever is Ambulii (that’s the Plural of Ambulance)

One more thing, there are far too many capital letters in this blog. Please send me a cheque for £50 for each excessive capital you find. If you send me the correct amount of money, I will be satisfied.

Signed: George Cave?

LUUUX.com

March 6th, 2010

There’s a new website called LUUUX.com that lets you add posts in a number of different categories, so you can contribute to a large online blog about the latest fashions, trends and crazes.

The site also shows all of your posts filtered out so you’ve got your own seperate blog.

You earn points for posting, commenting and rating other posts, and you can convert these points into items from the shop. You can also add these items from the shop to your posts, and if someone buys one of the items from your link you get points for that too!

It can be integrated with Facebook and other accounts you’ve got over the net so you can let all your friends know when you’ve written an article about your new car, your favourite pair of shoes or the latest extreme sport you’ve discovered!

Try it out… LUUUX.com

If your wee looked like a horse, it would speak to you of course!

March 6th, 2010

Another dream, or bits of a dream, as much as I can remember…

I can’t fully remember what I was doing but I was with all my Bristol friends at a social occasion and I had to leave as Fredel was leaving and I needed a lift home. We walked to her car and there was bread all over it and on the path around it, and a wandering pack of turkeys had found the bread and were sitting all over her car, so I had to clear the turkeys away. Not a problem, I’ve some experience dealing with turkeys so I began move them and the bread away.

When there were only a few left we opened the doors and got in the car, however on entering the car we discovered that some had got inside with us. There were a couple in the front hanging out by the gear stick, and 2 in the back. For some reason I though it would be best if I picked up the turkey by the neck and then opened the door and put it on the floor outside, by which time the poor fella’ was coughing and spluttering from me choking it, so I felt very bad. So the next one I picked up under the arm pits and I realised that his baby turkey, was wearing a bunny outfit. Very cute.

We set off on the journey home, and pulled into a service station so I could have a wee. As my urine entered the toilet bowl it made a oil-slick like pattern on the top of the water which resembled a horse. The urine-slick horse then told me(in a london thug accent) that my urine was unhealthy, and I should eat some McDonald’s Chicken Nuggets with Ketchup and Soy Sauce on them! He than galloped off around the u-bend, and I believe I then woke up.

There were some things that happened before all that, but I can’t remember them now! Good times.